Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. (My favorite!)
Glibido: All talk and no action
Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a ** hole.
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered from a real word.
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